that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i out mim tonsoeep
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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