And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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