Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I could fuck to npr.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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