You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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