thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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