yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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