I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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