so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Do vagina's smell?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
