I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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