I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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