Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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