I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
This is not my ceiling
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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