How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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