just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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