i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my shit smells like andre
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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