i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do vagina's smell?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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