She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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