is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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