I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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