Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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