this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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