There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
