yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize