She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
40s are totally the cure
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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