More tranny stories later!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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