just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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