I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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