Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
