I must be too annoying 4 u.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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