Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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