do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
