No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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