its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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