What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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