Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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