I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize