the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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