Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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