last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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