I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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