apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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