at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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