Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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