Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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