I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
