Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wear drunk well.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
