Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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