when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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