Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
