how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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