In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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