So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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