hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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