Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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