I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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